Funny Birthday Card Birthday Advice The More You Weigh The Harder You Are To Kidnap, Stay Safe, Eat Cake

Celebrate another year with a laugh! This cheeky birthday card delivers tongue-in-cheek wisdom with a humorous take on personal safety and indulgence. Perfect for friends who appreciate witty humour and don't take themselves too seriously, it combines playful advice with an encouraging message to enjoy life's pleasures. Printed on quality card stock with a bold, easy-to-read design, this greeting is sure to raise a smile on their special day. An ideal choice for adding a dose of comedy to birthday celebrations.